December 2010
14 posts
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Fat Loser: New Year, Same Fat Me
For a number of years now, my New Year’s resolution has been the same: Stop being such a fatty. I didn’t expect that in the course of a year, I was going to magically transform my body into the idealized version of myself that all the magazines tell us young girls we should look like. I don’t think I’ll ever fit into a size zero dress. No, my goals have always been much more pragmatic....
Fat Loser: Let's Get Physical
Last week I showed you where I started from with a bunch of pictures of my fat self. Although, it kind of came off as me bragging which was not my intention and thanks to all those pictures, I have successfully made sure no women will ever want to sleep with me. The things I do for you people. This week I want to talk about exercise. No matter what your fitness level is, exercise seems like...
I have come to the realization that Sundays are shit. On Sundays, there are a thousand channels with nothing on, A hundred websites with no new posts, and a dozen friends having a good time with out you.
Joe and Me naming his new blog feature
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: Fine I am gonna do a car blog tonight
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: once a week
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: FINE!~
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: Now I just need a snappy name
Eric Reichert: Vroom Vroom
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: party starter
Eric Reichert: Max Speed! :P
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: Wait
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: Thats great but I cant
Eric Reichert: Joe's Sweet Ride
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: The Bitch Seat
Eric Reichert: That's good
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: lol
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: naw
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: mabye
Eric Reichert: It's close but not there yet
Eric Reichert: Donuts in a Church Parking lot
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: lol
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: I GOT IT
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: Joe's skid marks
Eric Reichert: I was gonna say "Huggin the curves" but you got it
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: I like that one
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: skid marks with joe?
Eric Reichert: no, the other way round
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: OK
Joe "Speedyf40" Carioti: You set the bar high with Fat Loser
Fat Loser: Getting Motivated
In the two weeks I since I started writing this blog feature I had hoped that my post would help those of you trying to lose the large bits of fat clinging to your body. A few people have commented on the posts and it seems like I might be having some small impact on the lives and fitness of you guys and that is what I had hoped for. I kind of jumped ahead in my first few post though. I feel...
A Comic Book Amateur
Comics have never really been my strong suit, but I have come to enjoy them over the past few years. I started off by reading Watchmen because I wanted to read it before the film came out. After that I jumped into Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns at the suggestion of a friend. I liked them, but I found that I enjoy the non-super hero comics the most. My top 3 are Preacher, Y - The Last...
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Fat Loser: Bread Makes You Fat!?
So, you had all your turkey and pumpkin pie over the weekend. All the left overs are gone from your fridge and you are ready to start eating like a normal person again. The only real question is, how do normal people eat? What are the things that I should be cutting from my diet? How many bacon wrapped deep fried KFC Double Downs is to many? Some of these are good questions. It would be very easy...
